The Player Who Shall Not Be Named Wins! - 06/03/17

At one point, the winner of the June tournament was up against pocket aces, holding a mere pair of eights. The flop included three small cards and the turn and river were also small. The bad news for the aces was that the finished board was 3,4,5,6,7, giving the pocket eights a straight! Who would do such a thing? Dan Shahin, you might say? Jim South? Yes, they WOULD do something like that, but it was not them. This month, the incredible suck-outs were enjoyed by the player who shall not be named!!!

Not only did this player catch some very lucky hands, but they also landed my own mother in second place! Who would do that? Dan? Jim? Probably, but no! Honestly, you're all going to find out who won in July, so I'll just say it. It was Jay Wiley! I know, it hurts your eyes just reading it, doesn't it. Okay. Okay. He actually played well. I mean, he won! That's not easy to do, luck or not. But he DID stick my mom with second place! Creep.

Bonus Winners Slot: Irish 77755 Open: LA! AAATT

Bounty Winner Steve O.